Blood Car by Alex Orr [2007]

Title: Blood Car
Director: Alex Orr
Starring: Mike Brune, Anna Chlumsky
Runtime: 76 minutes
Year: 2007
Source: Zip


This little story takes place in the future... two weeks from now. We must of managed to blow up a few more oil tankers, since gas prices rise to $40 a gallon. No one but the rich can afford to drive [not to far fetched] but otherwise, life is still fairly simple.

With those oil tankers, we must of blown up all grocery shops and markets, as all thats left food wise is a Vegatable stand [worked by none other than Ms. Anna Chlumsky of My Girl fame] for the vegans and a Meat stand for the rest of the world. Soy lattes or lambchops? Not too much for selection.

Kindergarden teacher, vegan, and all around Mr. Nice Guy, Archie [Brune] decides to make it his mission to find an alternative source of fuel. After plenty of runs to the vegatable stand picking up an endless supply of wheatgrass, hours of experimenting, and a slight careless accident, Archie soon finds a solution to the problem at hand- human blood.

Now this is where the movie gets fun. His small supply of his own blood doesn't last long nor does the corpse of the lady next door, so what is a 'nice boy' trying to cure the plagues of the modern world suppose to do? Take out the trash, of course, with his built in trunk of death.

With all this determination Archie seems to have to keep his car going, you would of guessed it was for the better of his fellow man, right? Deliver food to the hungrey? Bring medicine to the sick? Diapers to the old?...

Not quite.

Archie has fast discovered that having a form of transportation different than his bicycle brings all the ladies to his yard. Soon all the fuel he can find is used to break the speed limit while getting a stream of non-stop sexual favours from the trashy Meat stand counter girl. Oh, poor vegatable stand girl, once again you are passed up for the flesh next door.

While being the only car on the road The Government soon decides to put a tracker on Archie and his wild adventures. With all the cold blooded killing, Archie is sure to get the death penalty... or the noble peace prize.

This movie is non-stop laughs and packed with cheese, sex, and charged up with plenty of political satire. Also, who ever would of thought My Girl's Little Anna would be spending her day dreaming of blow jobs and drawing out explicit cartoons? Her character reminded me just how cute she is, here's to hoping we see more of her in the future.

Highly recommended.

j.